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Pardon My Putin, but there's an Alien in the Pentagon

Mack, Juan-Juan and Cobra have a court-ordered chat with a heavily-inebriated Dribbles the Clown. Rob Beckhusen on the strange magic behind Russian Strongman, Vladimir Putin, Switchblade Steve on aliens visiting the Pentagon. Cobra recounts a heart-warming Thanksgiving story involving a house full of drunk special ops soldiers, a pencil and a wishbone. Agent X stops by to monitor the fun.

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The Self-Licking Ice Cream Cone

Mack, Juan-Juan and Cobra talk to UFO researcher Mary Joyce about strange doings in North Carolina and elsewhere. Cobra reports on a haunted doll terrorizing Key West, Florida. Rob Beckhusen on the biggest mysteries of the Gulf War. Also, Switchblade Steve recounts a bizarre UFO incident in West Virginia in 1952.

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Star Trek, Bomb-Sniffing Elephants and The Mysterious Case of Agent X

A Very Special Encore Show... Mack & Cobra talk to Rob Beckhusen about more wacky military weapons, Star Trek's "Tuvok," (aka actor Tim Russ) calls in to chat, Switchblade Steve reports on a ghostly RAF pilot, more news about a TV cooking show funded by the CIA, and special in-studio guest Agent X, former Army Intelligence offcier and currently working with America's three-letter government agencies, has no answer when asked if he ever saw any evidence of UFOs during his black ops career.

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The Best of Commander Cobra

The name says it all. The best segments from the Distant Thunder Conspiracy Files presented by the Cobra himself.

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What the Heck is Happening on the Dark Side of the Moon?

Mack, Juan-Juan and Cobra talk with Rob Beckhusen about weird weapons being used in the war against ISIS. Author Marc Zappulla stops by and chats about his latest book. Phil Yebba, The UFO Comedian, delivers the yucks with his voice impressions. Cobra provides an update on a UFO known as the Dudley Dorito and Switchblade Steve reports on a remote viewing project that discovered what is reportedly a fabulous resort on the dark side of the moon.

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Clown Interrupted

Mack, Juan-Juan and Cobra talk to Switchblade Steve, Rob Beckhusen and Agent X about a variety of topics, including an area Scotland where not only are more UFOs spotted than anywhere else in the world, but where residents win the national lottery more than anywhere else in the UK. Cobra on the Battle for Mosul, plus a deadly aircraft design known as The Christmas Bullet, Juan-Juan's special presentation on Flight 19 and a planned interview with the Dribbles the Clown goes badly.

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The Reverse-Time Vortex Show

Time slips highlight this episode as Mack, Juan-Juan and a ghostly Commander Cobra talk about a mysterious UFO-related death in Poland, the rise of clown porn around the world and a "Baywatch" connectiion to the Wiki-leaks drama. Rob Beckhusen reports on the military's strange aerial searchlights, Switchblade Steve on the famous Kentucky Gremlins UFO case, plus a feuding Cobra and Juan-Juan trade jabs over the air.

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Mosquitoes, Clowns & the Dawn of the Beautiful One

Mack & Cobra talk to RAF pilot Ross Sharp about rebuilding an unusual WW2 aircraft. Rob Beckhusen on Russia's Giant Tank; Switchblade Steve reports on a UFO sighting witnessed by 30,000 Ozzy Osborne fans. Plus, the Cobra-Juan-Juan feud deepens after Juan-Juan demands to be called The Beautiful One and a letter complaining about Mack is read on-air.

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EXCLUSIVE: Now We Know What Washington Would Do If They Found a UFO

Mack, Juan-Juan and Cobra disscuss a startling revelation made by one of the show's intelligence contacts. Also, Rob Beckhusen on Who Let The Dogs Out in Dallas; Switchblade Steve on the classic Wales UFO flap. Plus, a Cobra vs Juan Juan feud erupts.

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# Clowns Lives Matter

Mack, Juan-Juan & Cobra discuss the rash of creepy clown sightings across America. Rob Beckhusen reports on all-clown units in the US military. Switchblade Steve recalls past creepy clown sightings. In-studio guest Agent X denies the clown sightings are a government conspiracy and Mrs Cobra reveals her fear of clowns goes back to an unfortunate jack-in-the-box incident. Also, Kathleen Marden on the famous Barney & Betty Hill UFO mystery.

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Stuff You Don't Want To Know

Mack & Juan-Juan talk to Washington insider Bill Wisecarver about how the US Government would really handle contact with aliens; Rob Beckhusen talks about the packs of rabid, man-eating dogs, 9000 dogs in all, currently roaming South Dallas. Commander Cobra calls in from Highway 80 in Nevada as he is towing a mysterious cargo to the highly-secret Dugway Proving Grounds in Utah. Switchblade Steve on why the Men in Black were riding in golfcarts at the recent Mothman Festival.

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Why Do So Many Strange Things Happen in New Hampshire?

Mack, Juan-Juan and Cobra discuss the overabundance of weird things that have occurred in the Granite State over the years. UFO Researcher Ryan Mullahy, Correspondents Rob Beckhusen and Switchblade Steve join the conversation. Craft whiskey sponsor and Iraq war veteran Kevin Kurland stops by with a gift for the gang.